Rock stars to royalty society to sobriety get to know the real Susannah Constantine in the hottest memoir of the yearSensational juicy gossipy filthy and bravely honest in equal measure Susannah Constantines memoir is a rollicking romp through the upper middle classes SUNDAY TIMES BEST BIOGRAPHY AND MEMOIR BOOKS OF 2022Hilarious and honest. A book for anyone whos after laughter tears and one hell of a rollercoaster ride GOOD HOUSEKEEPING BOOKS OF THE YEARAbsolutely brilliant ELTON JOHNWildly fun DAILY TELEGRAPH BEST BOOKS OF 2022Sensational juicy honest terrific it reminded me of reading Lady Anne Glenconner GRAHAM NORTON Virgin RadioHilarious and unsparing. An extraordinary story REV. RICHARD COLES Saturday LiveBonkers and brilliant. With comedy and candour she bares her soul . . . Magnificent SUNDAY MAILThere is a lot we cant mention on this show you have to buy the book to find out what we mean STEVE WRIGHT BBC RADIO 2If you think you know Susannah Constantine you may be surprised to learn the truth. That she made her name as a style guru from What Not to Wear is actually the least interesting thing about her.Hers is a tale full to the brim with extraordinary anecdotes. From lavatory dramas with Princess Margaret to behindthescenes power struggles between Thatcher and the Queen at Balmoral and eyeopening sexclub etiquette with pop royalty her social landscape has been nothing if not varied.But appearances are deceptive and beneath it all life had a darker side her mothers bipolar disorder her fathers inability to cope and her own subsequent alcoholism. Somehow she had to forge her own life away from the expectations of others.Told with gobsmacking honesty and great dollops of humour Ready For Absolutely Nothing is essential reading for anyone who loves a good memoir but secretly just wants to read the naughty bits.Wonderfully written very funny but more than anything completely genuine LADY ANNE GLENCONNER author of Lady in WaitingA romp . . . Constantine come